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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Credit Card Date: Sent Tuesday, May 12, 2026 Category: None Rating: 3.74/5 (78 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him. When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not surprised to hear her gush, "Is that a platinum card?" "No," my brother replied dryly. "It's aluminum." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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