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Irish Blessings, Sayings and Toasts
Date: Sent Thursday, October 15, 2026
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

May the roof above us never fall in and may the friends gathered below it never fall out.

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

May you live to be a hundred years, with an extra one to repent!

May your hand be always stretched out in friendship and never in want.

A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows the corners.

An inch is a lot on a nose.

Received from Mark Mail.


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