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Fair To Both?!?
Date: Sent Monday, April 27, 2026
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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.

"Mrs. Frobisher, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you."

"Fair to both?!" exclaimed Mrs. Frobisher. "I could have done that myself! What's the point of hiring a lawyer then?"

Received from Steve Sanderson.


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