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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Monday, September 14, 2026 |
Football Confession   
Date: Sent Monday, September 14, 2026
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Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an important Nebraska/Notre Dame game. When one man had
finished his confession, the priest asked him, "Are you by any chance going to be around the church for awhile?"
"Yes, Father," answered the man, "I'm painting the church, and I'll be here all afternoon."
"Would you mind, then," the priest asked, "coming back in now and then and keeping me posted on the game?"
"Sure thing."
Later, the priest slid open the confessional grille and heard, "Father my last confession was fifteen minutes ago. Since then I ain't done nothing and
neither has Notre Dame."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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