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Amazingly Fit      Date: Sent Friday, July 11, 2025 Category: None | Rating: 3.69/5 (103 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Five mornings a week, my husband goes to the health club, gets on the stair-stepper, sets the timer, and buries his nose in a book. Recently, he
noticed an amazingly fit middle-aged woman who seemed to run circles around everyone, took few breaks, and rarely even broke a sweat.
"It's not fair," he complained. "By the time I'm dragging myself off to the showers, she's hopping back onto the stepper for another session."
One day he came home with a sheepish grin. "Well," he said, "I just found out -- they're identical twins."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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