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Funny Quotes - Twins, Women, Time 
Date: Sent Thursday, October 22, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 5.00/5 (1 votes)
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"It takes time to raise children. I know, I have two myself. That's plenty. Mine are twins, though. Both of them. They're awfully cute. I can't think
of their names. They don't come when I call them anyway." - Victor Borge
If I plant sesame seeds, will I be able to grow hamburger buns? - Lawrence Brotherton
"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her." - Benjamin Tillett
I have bad luck with women. A woman I was dating told me on the phone, "I have to go, there's a telemarketer on the other line." - Zach
Galifianakis
"I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"In Florida, a 96-year-old woman is running for mayor. When asked if she knew who she was running against, she said, 'Time.'" - Conan O'Brien
Received from Jokeworm's Quotes.
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