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Recruiting Phone Company Workers      Date: Sent Wednesday, June 3, 2026 Category: None | Rating: 3.13/5 (111 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A phone company put an ad in the paper to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up -- a crew of five brunette men and a crew of
five blonde men.
The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew will receive a telephone pole
that must be installed into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the job."
Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go in the company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking out the back. A few hours
pass, and finally, at 5:00pm, the brunettes returns. "Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so we get the job!"
"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they're delayed is not because of
traffic or the truck breaking down."
"Fine, no problem," say the brunettes. An hour passes, two hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30pm, the blonde crew arrives. All of the group
members are flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.
"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss incredulously.
"What do you mean, 'what took so long?' Do we get the job?"
"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!"
"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put the pole in halfway!"
Received from PixDaily.
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