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The Duck   
Date: Sent Wednesday, March 18, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 3.34/5 (68 votes)
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A duck walks into a drugstore and the cashier asks, "Can I help you?"
The duck says, "Yeah, got any grapes?"
The cashier says, "No, we don't sell grapes here." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck is back again. The cashier says, "Can I help you?"
The duck says, "Sure, got any grapes?"
The cashier says, "Aren't you the duck that came in yesterday?"
The duck says, "Yep,"
The cashier says, "No we don't sell grapes here." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck is back again, and the cashier says, "What now, duck?"
The duck says, "Got any grapes?"
The cashier says, "I told you we don't sell grapes, and if you back tomorrow asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your head to the wall with a big
nail!" The duck leaves.
The next day the duck is back again and the cashier says, "Okay, duck, what do you want?"
The duck says, "Got any nails?"
The cashier says, "Nope."
The duck says, "GOT ANY GRAPES?"
Received from Jackson Long.
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