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Why Dogs Have So Many Friends
Date: Sent Monday, October 26, 2026
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Dogs lick you because they love you. Cats lick you because you had chicken for dinner.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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