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Metric?
Date: Sent Tuesday, July 28, 2026
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Rating: 3.63/5 (112 votes)
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A farmer goes into a store to buy chicken wire...

Farmer: I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire.

Clerk: Haven't you heard? We've gone metric. We sell things by the meter now, not the yard.

Farmer: (Thinks about it) OK, I'd like 10 meters of chicken wire.

Clerk: Right. Is that with the half-inch or quarter-inch holes?

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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