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The Guardian Angel   
Date: Sent Monday, May 11, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.67/5 (9 votes)
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will
run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?"
the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where were you when I married my first wife!?"
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