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Jesus in the Boonies
Date: Sent Monday, November 2, 2026
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A few months back I was taking my daughter to play with some friends whose mother is a good friend of mine. I told my daughter they lived in the boonies, since it takes a while to get there.

On the way she piped up and asked, "Mommy, can Jesus see me at Breana and Austin's house in the boonies?"

I told her that yes, He can see us there.

She paused, then said, "Man, He's got good eyes!"

Received from Meredith H..


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