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Chicken Little      Date: Sent Thursday, June 4, 2026 Category: None | Rating: 4.48/5 (23 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to
warn the farmer. She read, "...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy cow! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to continue for the next 10 minutes.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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