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Friday, July 3, 2026

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Wrong Way Date: Sent Friday, July 3, 2026 Category: None Rating: 3.20/5 (15 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 "What's wrong, Officer?" I asked the cop those three dreaded words seconds after he'd pulled me over. "Didn't you notice that you were driving the wrong way down a one-way street?" he asked. "No," I said. "I'd turned on from Maple, which didn't have any signs indicating that this street was one-way." "That's because you were going the wrong way down Maple too."

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