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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Thursday, February 26, 2026 |
I Just Can't Drive Today  
Date: Sent Thursday, February 26, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 4.19/5 (27 votes)
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For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices.
I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn. A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son,
my husband showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to
stay inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.
Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from
practice, I asked him if she had noticed.
"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know."
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