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Dachshund vs Leopard  
Date: Sent Thursday, May 7, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 4.80/5 (5 votes)
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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa and takes her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts
chasing butterflies and, before long, discovers that he is lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in
deep trouble now!" Then he notices some bones on the ground nearby, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride and a look of terror comes over him. The leopard slinks away into the trees and says
to himself, "Whew! That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection, so he takes off after the leopard. But the dachshund sees him heading after the cat and figures something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of, and
says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
The dachshund sees the leopard coming toward him, with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" Instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, "Where's
that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Received from Arlene Weber.
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