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A Christmas Time Groaner   
Date: Sent Wednesday, December 24, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.57/5 (21 votes)
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A guy goes into his dentist's office because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief exam the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I
installed in your mouth six months ago is almost totally corroded. What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well...the only thing I can think of is this...my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago and had this great tasting sauce on
it...Hollandaise sauce she called it...and Doc that stuff is delicious! Ever since then I have been putting it on everything I eat...meat, fish,
toast, vegetables...you name it."
"That explains it says the dentist. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice which is acidic and highly corrosive. I am going to have to install a
new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Received from LARRY SOURBEER.
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