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Chicago Date: Sent Thursday, July 30, 2026 Category: None

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A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.

When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime, even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and greater benefits.

His co-worker told him to reconsider, saying that Chicago was a magnificent city, with world-class museums, a great history, interesting sites, proximity to Canada, good public transportation, and more. Then he said, "Why, I myself worked in Chicago for almost 10 years, and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime while I was working."

The first man asked, "What did you do there?"

To which the other replied, "I was a tail-gunner on a bread truck."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.