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You May Have a Serious Junk Problem If... Date: Sent Friday, August 14, 2026 Category: None

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- Hide when the doorbell rings.

- Wear your coat when you answer the door so your caller will think you were just leaving.

- Wait till after dark to pull the car into the garage.

- Live in fear that someone you respect may someday open one of your closets.

- Have to think about how to cross a room.

- Finally find the Christmas tree lights while hunting for the Easter baskets.

- Finally replace a badly worn or broken part -- then keep that broken part.

- Fear lifting the lid on some of the Tupperware in your refrigerator.

- Hide the tangled contents of a messy drawer by laying a couple of neatly folded things over the top.

- Drag a 22-cubic-foot chest freezer into the yard to keep the repairman from coming into the house.

- Have an unquenchable desire to paw through a moving neighbor's garbage before the trash truck comes.

Received from Timothy Anger.