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|Politically Correct Statements |
Date: Sent Thursday, July 21, 2005
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Your bedroom isn't cluttered. It's just "passage restrictive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
You're not late. You just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day. You're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You're not long-winded. You're just "abundantly verbal."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
AND FOR STUDENTS...
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
No one fails a class anymore. He's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention. You're just one of the "exit delayed."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk. It's just "closure prohibitive."
Your homework isn't missing. It's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class. You're "rationing consciousness."
You don't have smelly gym socks. You have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
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