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Turn Down A Refill
Date: Sent Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Rating: 3.26/5 (39 votes)
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Waiters have heard 'em all. But what we rarely hear is someone turning down a refill.

"Nah, I better not have one," said one man after I offered him a refill on his coffee. "I have the world's worst stomach. I eat so many antacids that if I were to keel over dead right this minute, I'd leave my own chalk outline."

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