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|Good, Clean Funny of the Day||Thursday, May 26, 2016|
|The Not-So-Dumb Blonde |
Date: Sent Thursday, May 26, 2016
|Rating: 4.26/5 (113 votes)
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I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde ... it'll be
important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.
"Shh," I said, " I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get a few days off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to go to until Tuesday."
A minute later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off, and come back when you are less stressed."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.