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Coffee
Date: Sent Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Rating: 2.62/5 (94 votes)
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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes, sir, that's because it was only ground this morning.

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