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|Good, Clean Funny of the Day||Friday, December 13, 2013|
|Airline Rage |
Date: Sent Friday, December 13, 2013
|Rating: 2.36/5 (66 votes)
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As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around
to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And get ME a Coke...NOW!"
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a Coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot drains his glass and screams:"Get me another Coke or I'll really create a scene!"
Quite upset, the attendant comes back shaking, with another Coke, but still no coffee.
Irritated at her forgetfulness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now, or I'll
create a scene that will make HIS look like a Victorian tea party!"
The next moment, both the guy and the parrot are grabbed and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly security guards.
Hurtling towards earth, the parrot turns to him and says: "You're pretty bold for a guy who can't fly!"
Received from Steve Sanderson.