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Ways to Monkey with Telemarketers   
Date: Sent Friday, April 17, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 2.50/5 (2 votes)
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- We have a 5-year-old daughter who loves to talk. If I answer the phone and discover a telemarketer on the other end, I just quietly hand the phone
to our daughter ... and let the fun begin!
- When they ask for the man of the house, I ask them to hold; then I put my 2-year-old son on the phone.
- Interrupt the telemarketer's sales pitch and ask them if they would like to buy something from you (could be anything that you're selling). That
will usually get them to end the call.
- Ask the telemarketer to marry you. Seriously, this will probably shock them and they won't know what to say.
- Say: "Hello." (Wait on them to start talking.) "I'm sorry we can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. Beep."
- "You know, I was just thinking about (doing, buying) just that very same thing. So, I said to myself, 'Self, why don't you just (do, buy) it and get
over it.' To my amazement, self replied with a loud, 'GO FOR IT!'"
Received from FranCMT2.
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