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|Good, Clean Funny of the Day||Friday, July 25, 2014|
|Coast Guard Cook |
Date: Sent Friday, July 25, 2014
|Rating: 3.85/5 (121 votes)
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On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crewmembers take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and
One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet cake cooling on a counter. Determined to rectify past errors, the seaman made
chocolate icing and carefully decorated the cake with it. The seaman stood proudly by the dessert as the head cook returned to the galley.
Frantically, the cook began to look around. "Where did my CORNBREAD go?" he shouted.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.