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Wednesday, May 15, 2024 |
Three eggs & $100  
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 12, 2002
Category: None | Rating: 4.12/5 (114 votes)
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The elderly pastor was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box
containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having
hidden the box for their entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, "WHY?"
The wife replied that she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during
their marriage that he delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly
nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.
She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.
Received from david.colker.
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