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Funny Quotes Date: Sent Friday, October 16, 2026 Category: None

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Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. - Paul Valery, Tel Quel 2 (1943)

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. - Elbert Hubbard

2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2. - Grabel's Law

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself; after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage, in a television interview with Joan Rivers

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky

"New Hampshire is debating the state's slogan, 'Live Free or Die.' Some people want to make it more contemporary. The suggested change is, 'Live free, then move to Florida right before you die.'" - Jim Barach

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