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Oil Shortage Explained Date: Sent Friday, July 24, 2026 Category: None

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There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer... Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska, Wyoming, etc.

All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

Received from Kubulai Khann.