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Medical Student Date: Sent Thursday, February 5, 2026 Category: None

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Due to his hectic schedule, I had seen little of the medical student who had moved next door to me two years earlier.

I learned that he had graduated, and one day when I spotted him in his driveway, I went over and congratulated him.

"Well," I said, "Now if I break my arm, you'll be able to fix it."

He replied, "I've been able to fix your arm for some time. The important thing is that now I can bill for it."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.