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Contingency Date: Sent Thursday, January 29, 2026 Category: None

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An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what "contingency" meant, the lawyer replied, "If I don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don't get anything."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.