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She Loves Me Date: Sent Wednesday, September 9, 2015 Category: None

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"Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can't live without me, and she wants to marry me."

"And you're asking my permission to marry her?"

"No, I'm asking you to make her leave me alone."

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