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Explanations of Instrctions Date: Sent Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Category: None

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What it says: "Batteries not included"

What it means: "Batteries do not come with this product, and you're going to have to buy them yourself. Moreover, it uses unique batteries that you won't find anywhere but a specialty store, where you'll pay twice as much for them."

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What it says: "Some restrictions apply"

What it means: "Somehow, some way, we'll find a way to exclude you."

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What it says: "May cause drowsiness"

What it means: "Expect a sudden bout with narcolepsy while you're driving to work."

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What it says: "Some assembly required"

What it means: "Take the day off and borrow your neighbor's 2,000-piece tool kit. Don't make any other plans for the day."

Received from FranCMT2.