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Last Words Date: Sent Monday, July 2, 2012 Category: None

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"Ha! You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

"No, honey, that dress does not make you look fat. YOU make that DRESS look fat."

"This vest is totally bullet-proof. I'd bet my life on it."

"Whoops."

"Hey, everybody, watch this!!!"

"Sure I know how to fly a plane. I just don't know how to land one."

"Oh yeah? You don't look so tough."

"Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe."

"No worries. Those cannibals are vegetarians."

Received from Lizzy Wernert.