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Groaner: Ants Date: Sent Wednesday, September 14, 2011 Category: None

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A hacker hit his drive out of bounds and the golf ball came to rest in the middle of a large red ant bed. He figured he would hit it from that lie, so he took his stance, took a big swing, missed the ball, and ants went flying everywhere. He tried again, and same as before, he missed the ball and ants were flying everywhere.

After the third gigantic swing and miss, one ant said to another one, "If we're going to save ourselves, we'd better get on the ball."

Received from Stan Kegel.