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Monday, May 20, 2024 |
The Soccer Stars  
Date: Sent Thursday, July 11, 2013
Category: None | Rating: 3.05/5 (166 votes)
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A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game." They stop for a rest break and to let the kids work off
some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is
that blind kids can play soccer.
"We made a special ball with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track of where the ball is and what it's doing by listening for it. They're pretty
good at it, too."
"Very clever!" remarks the other patron.
Just then they are interrupted as another patron, who is looking out the window, says, "Hey! Are you the guy with those darn blind kids from the
bus?"
"Yes," says the teacher, stung by the way "his" kids are being referred to. "What about it? You got something against blind kids?"
"Nothing, ordinarily," says the guy, still scowling out the window, "but you better get them rounded up quick! They're kicking the heck out of my best
milk cow!"
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