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A Few Quick Ones Date: Sent Thursday, October 13, 2011 Category: None

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Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a single person in it.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"

What do you call a boom-a-rang that doesn't come back?
Answer: A stick!

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.