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Three Convicted Felons   
Date: Sent Monday, March 23, 2009
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Three convicted felons walked into a courtroom awaiting their sentence. When the judge sat down, and the courtroom fell silent, he said, "After much
deliberation, I have decided to sentence the three of you to death. However, one cannot ignore the impressive amount of volunteer work the three of
you have accumulated in your community. Therefore, I have decided to allow each of you to choose the way in which you die. Mr. Ericson, you are first;
how would you like to die?"
Ericson, claiming to have seen many types of death throughout his life, said, "I would like to be hanged. I feel a hanging would be the most dignified
way to die, given the circumstances."
The judge replied, "Very well; I will schedule a hanging for June 23rd, three months from today. Please sit. Mr. Bonobu, in which way would you prefer
to die?"
Mr. Bonobu replied, "I would like to die in front of a firing squad. I believe that would be the most effective and painless way to die."
"So be it," replied the judge. "Your death is scheduled for July the 9th. You may have a seat. And Mr. Maveric, what is your decision?"
"Well, all my life I have been poor, average looking, and generally unhappy. With this being said, and barring any unforeseen illness, I would like to
die of old age, filthy rich and surrounded by beautiful women on my very own private tropical island."
Received from Nick J..
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