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Toaster Date: Sent Wednesday, December 3, 2008 Category: None

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/* I have a three-year-old and this is something my son would ask... If you've never had one, you might not enjoy this as much as I did. - jp */

When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place some bread in both slots of our toaster so that it would be ready to cook just before serving.

Considering the opportunity, he pulled a chair to the counter and politely asked, "Mommy, may I flush the toaster?"

Received from Shirley Grigsby.