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Cleaning Out the Refrigerator Date: Sent Thursday, October 30, 2008 Category: None

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My brother lives in New Mexico. As the weather slowly shifts from winter to spring, he has been cleaning, fixing up, and preparing for the gardening season. He sent this message last week:

My refrigerator no longer qualifies for a superfund site, but you know that you may have waited a little bit too long to clean out the refrigerator when:

1. There is a plastic bag that used to have a vegetable in it, but now there is an unidentifiable dark soup in said leaky bag.

2. You have six bottles of mustard, four of which are the same brand.

3. The sliced meat is no longer pinkish but mottled with white spots.

4. The stuff in the plastic container qualifies for a science fair project on molds and fungi.

5. The various barbecue sauces date from last summer sometime.

6. Four different catsups (ketchups) -- three of the same kind.

7. The salsas are very pungent with rust around the lid.

8. The small pieces of something are no longer named cheeses, but something to support molds and fungis.

9. Then there were the unlabeled containers and jars with unknown substances that didn't even grow molds and fungis.

Most of the substances were given a decent burial.

Received from Les Myers.