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The congregation decided it was time to construct a new church building. They asked the deacons to look into the cost of materials and land. After the deacons got price quotes, they realized they wouldn't have enough funds to cover all the expenses without getting a loan. The interest rate was very high, so that was out of the question. After some deliberations, they presented their findings to the congregation.

1. Because the cost of land was so high, they decided to use the land the church was already on.

2. Because materials would have to be special ordered, they would use the materials from the existing building.

3. While the new building was under construction, they would use the old building for services.

Now THAT is a committee at work!

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.