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Car Privileges Date: Sent Friday, July 20, 2007 Category: None

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The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning, her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

Received from pkaine.