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Niece's Baby Date: Sent Tuesday, July 3, 2007 Category: None

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I was in a public bathroom when I heard a woman talking to her friend.

"... Yeah, so my niece just had her baby, and in the excitement of it all, I admit I neglected it. And then I had to go to New Mexico for my brother's wedding. I hired the kid across the street from me to take care of it, and to make sure it gets water a few times every day. It's just been getting so hot outside! Anyways, when I come home, I open the gate to my front yard, and there it is, in the most sickly condition ever, dying! It never got any water at all, for two weeks!"

I'm sitting there, horrified, thinking of some poor and dehydrated animal, when the woman says, "I'm never letting that kid take care of my lawn ever again!"

Received from Charley.