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Punkin Center Date: Sent Monday, July 16, 2007 Category: None

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I called 411 last week so I could make a reservation at Punkin Center Lodge in Punkin Center, Arizona. I told the operator what I was looking for and asked for the number. The operator replied, "I'm sorry, sir, but there is nothing under 'Punkin Center.'"

I replied, "Yes, there is. I was up at the lake last week and saw it."

He countered, "No, there isn't."

I caught on and asked, "How are you spelling 'Punkin'?"

He replied, "Just like the food you eat, P-U-M-P-K-I-N."

"Oh, no. Punkin. P-U-N-K-I-N," I said.

"Ooooooohhhh," he said. "I just thought you were some hick who didn't know how to speak."

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