View Funnies	Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Jury Duty Excuse Date: Sent Friday, May 4, 2007 Category: None

Rating: 2.65/5 (387 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

"Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking man.

"Why should I excuse you?" asked the judge.

"You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he's leaving in a few hours for a post abroad. He'll be there for years and I want to catch him before he leaves, for it may be my last chance to repay him."

"Excused," stated the judge coldly. "We don't want anyone on the jury who can lie like that."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.