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Good News/Bad News Date: Sent Thursday, November 30, 2006 Category: None

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The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight."

The mumbling of the happy slaves was interrupted by the bellowing of the slave driver.

"The bad news is that the commander's son wants to water ski tomorrow morning."

Received from Pastor Tim.