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Bilingual Parrot Date: Sent Thursday, February 5, 2015 Category: None

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Dewey goes to a pet shop, and there he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg.

He asks the owner the significance of the strings.

"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string, he speaks French; if you pull the green string, he speaks German," replies the shopkeeper.

"And what happens if I pull both strings at the same time?" asks Dewey.

"I fall off my perch!" squawks the parrot.

Received from Steve Sanderson.