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Fast Food Date: Sent Wednesday, July 20, 2011 Category: None

Rating: 3.51/5 (162 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a fast-food restaurant, he ordered a milkshake. I pointed out that a shake isn't exactly the best snack for someone who wants to lose weight. He agreed, but he didn't change his order.

The long line must have given him time to make the connection between his order and his waistline.

As the woman handed him his shake, she said, "Sorry about the wait."

"That's okay," he replied. "I'm going to lose it."

(Reader's Digest)

Received from Stan Kegel.