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51 Days!
Date: Sent Thursday, July 7, 2011
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Rating: 3.46/5 (220 votes)
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Two blondes walk into a bar, and each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 days!!"

About five minutes later, another blonde walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.

Finally, a fourth blonde walks in with what looks like a cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table and starts cheering with the others, "51 days! 51 days!!"

The bartender starts to get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What on earth are you doing??"

"Well," the blonde says, "everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!"

Received from Kate Long.


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