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Classic Air Traffic Control Tower Conversations Date: Sent Monday, June 20, 2011 Category: None

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"Air Force '45, it appears your engine has ... oh, disregard. I see you've already ejected."

"Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna."

"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."

"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."

"Don't anybody maintain anything?"

"Climb like your life depends on it ... because it does."

"Hello Flight 56, if you hear me, rock your wings."

"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME, ROCK THE TOWER!"

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