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Car Warning Date: Sent Tuesday, September 9, 2008 Category: None

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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.