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Duck Food Date: Sent Wednesday, May 28, 2008 Category: None

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One day while I was working in my office, this duck just comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while and then jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back onto the floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks around, and jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and jumps on my desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

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