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Just Think About It Date: Sent Thursday, June 23, 2005 Category: None

Rating: 3.78/5 (379 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our lives we could simply press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court, when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Received from Thomas G Utley, Cedar Hill, TX.