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Monday, May 6, 2024 |
Revenge Of The Divorced  
Date: Sent Thursday, March 24, 2005
Category: None | Rating: 4.36/5 (704 votes)
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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new
lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.
His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her
belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the
last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of
Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain
rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the
expensive carpet.
Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge
sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new
home . . .
. . .including the curtain rods!
Received from wrjsn.
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