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A Kid Funny   
Date: Sent Monday, September 14, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 3.55/5 (126 votes)
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?"
"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and
listen."
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A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."
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On Ash Wednesday, congregants at Kilbourne (Ohio) United Methodist Church were coming forward for the imposition of ashes on their foreheads.
Two-year-old Brenna Wagoner, upset that her mother was not taking her to the altar, was overheard exclaiming: "But I want to get a tattoo just like
Daddy's!"
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On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St.
Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her eight-year-old son said. "We've got one of those in our town too."
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A Sunday school teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring back their letter
the following Sunday. One little boy wrote: "Dear God, We had a good time at church today. Wish You could have been there."
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Bouncing out of her first day in nursery school at Mount Moriah Presbyterian Church in Port Henry, New York, a three-year-old girl gleefully informed
her mother: "We had juice and Billy Graham crackers!"
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Rev. David A. Stammerjohn, pastor of Laboratory Presbyterian Church, Washington, Pennsylvania, spent a week at the Synod school with his two children.
The school's theme focused on Moses and the Exodus. When they returned home, his five-year-old daughter excitedly greeted her mother: "Guess what,
Mommy. We made unleaded bread!"
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The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying
the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the
names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."
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Four-year-old Tucker Jones attended the vacation Bible school at our church. The theme was "Discipleship and Saving Mother Earth." His mother, Trish
Jones, asked Tucker what he had learned. He immediately told her all bout "Jesus and the 12 recycles."
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