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Mother's Day One Liners Date: Sent Tuesday, May 11, 2004 Category: None

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/* Yes, I know I dropped the ball, Mom. At least I sent you some flowers! Belated Happy Mother's Day too all the Mom's. Hope you had a great Mother's Day! */

If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?

Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something really special for their Mothers on Mother's Day -- like move out!

Hey guys -- looking for a great gift for your Mother-in-Law on Mother's Day? Why not send her back her daughter???

A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a sigh she replied, "Everything I have."

Fathers -- take heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure of getting at least one thing -- the bills from Mother's Day.

Most Mothers are always amazed when their sons/daughters marry a person with much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet still manage to have utterly brilliant children.

From the Internet: http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/mother/jokes.htm