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Punny Wednesday! Date: Sent Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Category: None

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Lately my friend has been daydreaming about having another baby. She has all these infantasies. (Cynthia MacGregor)

My roof leaks due to a lack of good ceiling. (The Big Pun)

Money does not talk. It just goes without saying. (Renee from Napa)

The school coach worked with his star pitcher on the learning curve. (Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon)

A thief who stole cutlery without leaving a clue was called the "stainless stealer." (Pun of the Day)

Did you hear about the wife who had plastic surgery? Her husband cut up her credit cards. (Haust Javeri)

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. (Pun of the Day)

The building contractor needed the money from a castle remodeling job to buy his new television set. It would be impossible for him to watch TV without a re-moat. (Daniel Riehs)

I heard of a Pastor who had a special drawer where he filed his bills. It was labeled "Due unto others." (J. Wilson)

She couldn't help throwing up at funerals. She was suffering from Mourning Sickness! (Johann von Haupkopf)

Is it really San Andreas' fault that California has so many earthquakes? (Lawrence Brotherton)

A scientist, trying to prove his theorem, was doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals when he fell into the vat and became part of the solution. (Daryl Stout)

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and how about one for the road." (Clean Laughs)

Victoria's Secret is launching a new line of a wide variety of Freudian slips. (Norm Gilbert)

Auto body-shop sign: "We come highly wreck-a-mended" (Anita M. Gard)

Note from the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." (Lee Daniel Quinn)

Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?
They loved in vein. (Daryl Stout)

"Oh, look!" I said. "A crocodile." "No," my friend corrected me. "It's walking between those two buildings--it's obviously an alleygator." (Cynthia MacGregor)

I refuse to visit Marx's tomb because it's all just a communist plot. (Lee Daniel Quinn)

Stable relationships are for horses (Renee from Napa)

There was an English teacher who kept her class spell bound. (Pun of the Day)

Some daze I just can't seem to focus. (Crazy Puns)

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. (D. A. Funk)

Old politicians never die, they just get devoted. (Pun of the Day)

Received from Stan Kegel.