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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Previous Funny Email to a Friend Archive Index Random Funny Printer friendly Next Funny Banquet Blessing Date: Sent Wednesday, June 17, 2026 Category: None Rating: 3.69/5 (90 votes) Click a button to cast your vote 0 1 2 3 4 5 The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to give the blessing was unable to attend. He asked the main speaker if he would oblige, and the man agreed. He began, "There being no clergyman present, let us thank God." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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