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Friday, December 19, 2025 |
Daffynitions  
Date: Sent Friday, December 19, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 3.00/5 (2 votes)
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Adolescence: The period when a teenager feels he will never be as dumb as his parents.
Americans: People with more time-saving devices yet less time than anybody else in the world.
Banker: A pawnbroker with a manicure.
Coach: One who is always willing to lay down your life for his job.
Dentist: A magician who puts metal in your mouth and pulls coins from your pocket.
Dermatologist: One who makes rash judgments.
Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Disarmament: An agreement between nations to scuttle all weapons that are obsolete.
Efficiency Expert: The person smart enough to tell you how to run a business but too smart to start his own.
Experience: The name we give our mistakes.
Honeymoon: A vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss.
Hunch: An idea you're afraid is wrong.
Incentive: The possibility of getting more money than you earn.
Kodaclone: Duplicating film.
Lame Duck: A politician whose goose is cooked.
Life Insurance: A policy that keeps you poor so you can die rich.
Pacifist: A guy who fights everybody but the enemy.
Planning: The art of putting off until tomorrow what you have no intention of doing today.
Professor: One who talks in someone else's sleep.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Rich Man: One who is not afraid to ask the clerk for something cheaper.
Tact: The ability to see others as they wish to be seen.
Tact: The art of making guests feel at home when that's where you wish they were.
Received from Mikey's Funnies.
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