Saturday, June 12, 2021|
|More Short Funnies Part 2 |
Date: Sent Friday, May 7, 2021
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I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.
I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
My heart says Pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!
Hold on while I over think this.
My spouse says I have 2 faults. I don't listen and...something else.
Never laugh at your spouse's choices. You are one of them.
One minute you're young and fun. The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.
I'd grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds.
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Day 12 without chocolate...lost hearing in my left eye.
Some people are like clouds, once they disappear it's a beautiful day.
Some people you're glad to see coming; some people you're glad to see going.
My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling, perhaps cursed or haunted.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
Received from Ken Bowers.