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Ya Know You're In A Country Church When....
Date: Sent Thursday, April 15, 2021
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Rating: 2.37/5 (46 votes)
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/* A few more not listed in Redneck Church, February 15, 2008,
https://gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=4578 */


~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.

~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.

~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale."

~ The pastor wears boots.

~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.

~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.

~ Baptism is referred to as "branding."

~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.

~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.

Received from Mikey's Funnies.


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