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Fifty Gallons of Milk Date: Sent Wednesday, December 12, 2018 Category: None

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A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, . . . "No just up to my chin."

Received from Bill Rayborn.