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Christmas Request Date: Sent Monday, December 24, 2018 Category: None

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A little girl was in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day's Christmas dinner.

She asked, "Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?"

Her mommy replied, "No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us."

Received from Mikey's Funnies.