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Waterproof Match Date: Sent Tuesday, May 26, 2026 Category: None

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My seven-year-old son, on our first-ever camping trip, watched as I lit a fire using a waterproof match. As I tended the fire, Stan picked up the box of matches and read the cover.

"Daddy," he asked, "did you start the fire with waterproof matches?" When I answered yes, Stan looked very concerned. "Then how are we going to put it out?"

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