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Credit Card Date: Sent Tuesday, May 12, 2026 Category: None

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Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him.

When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not surprised to hear her gush, "Is that a platinum card?"

"No," my brother replied dryly. "It's aluminum."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.