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Dead By Morning Date: Sent Thursday, April 23, 2026 Category: None

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A man goes to the doctor, who tells him that he has a very fast-moving disease. "In fact," the doctor tells him, "you'll be dead by morning."

The man is shocked, and replies, "What am I supposed to do with that??"

The medicine man suggests that he enjoy himself while he still can. The man agrees that that makes sense.

So, he goes home and tells his wife. Once she is over the initial shock, she asks him, "What would you like to do?"

He answers, "I'd like to make love to you."

She agrees, and they go into the bedroom.

Afterward, she asks him, "Now what would you like to do?"

He replies, "Well, I'd really like to make love to you, again."

She says, "Fine," and they're at it once more.

She then asks him, "What would you like to do now?"

He responds, "Well, I'd like to make love to you one more time."

She says, "That's fine for you! You don't have to get up in the morning!"

Received from JOE WOLF.