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Monday, April 29, 2024 |
Oneliners   
Date: Sent Monday, November 27, 2023
Category: None | Rating: 3.81/5 (42 votes)
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A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.
Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening.
If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.
Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."
Hummingbirds have forgotten the words.
People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.
George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
Received from Richard G Wimer.
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