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Dear Lauren Date: Sent Friday, July 16, 2021 Category: None

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Dearest Lauren,

I'm so sorry for the things I said. I've been unable to sleep since I broke off our relationship last month. I think about you day and night. Your absence is breaking my heart and recently I've begun to realize that nobody can take your place. Sweetheart, I miss you so much. Please call me.

All my love,

Robert

P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball Lottery.

[forwarded by Adon Brownell]

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