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Animal Control Date: Sent Monday, June 7, 2021 Category: None

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"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the Animal Control office?"

"Yes."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman hanging in a tree teasing my dog."

Received from Steve Sanderson.