On her 97th birthday, a British lady received many letters and cards of congratulations, including one from the prime minister congratulating her on her 107th birthday.

The next year as her birthday approached, she was asked by a casual acquaintance how old she'd be.

"I really don't know," she replied. "I haven't heard from the government yet."

Received from Mikey's Funnies.

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